It was a strange evening. Even though it was dark and miserable, no one seemed to care. Jimi was trying his best to keep everyone entertained.
Hendrix is a talented man. We all know that. He attached a spoon to the inside of each knee with some masking tape. He then started creating a drum like rhythm by banging them together. As well as this, he's was playing old BB King riffs on the guitar to keep Liam entertained whilst he toasted marshmallows on the fire.
It was a strange mix of people. I mean, I get what Hendrix, Morrison and Gallagher were doing there. However, I'm not sure what an ex-premiership footballer and I were doing round a campfire with these rock & roll heavyweights.
Ruddock, who was definitely feeling a touch out of place, tried to befriend Morrison by playing headers and volleys with him. Although they didn't have an actual football, they fashioned one by moulding together loads of Gallagher's marshmallows. Now, Liam being Liam, didn't find this amusing. The former Oasis front man is a big lover of football, just not when you've made one out of his food.
The mancunian started to chase both Morrison and Ruddock round and round Hendrix in order to give out punishment for ruining his food. Morrison managed to get away by pretending he was a tree. However, Ruddock wasn't so lucky. Liam got hold of the former Liverpool player and proceeded to drag him back to the fire saying that he was going to use him to put out the flames.
If it wasn't for Jimi playing BB King's 'Let The Good Times Roll' on repeat, Ruddock would have got it. The feel good vibes that Hendrix was distributing seemed to nullify Gallagher's want to hurt anyone. So Liam let Ruddock go and apologised by giving him a Mongoose BMX which had a Pretty Green logo sprayed on the seat.
Jimi, Neil and Liam then decided to go for a walk. Although it was late and dark, they wanted to explore some of the woodland that they were staying in. Just before they set off, Jimi announced that he needed to use the toilet.
Hendrix snuck off into the woods in order to find a spot. Soon after he found one, Jimi starting hearing strange noises. Then to his shock, he realised that the tree he was standing by was actually Jim Morrison, and he was urinating on his leg.
It was at this point that I woke up from my DREAM covered in sweat wondering what the hell was going on. I’m not sure if it was the thought of Hendrix relieving himself on Morrison that woke me up, or it was Liam Gallagher trying to use Neil Ruddock as fire extinguisher. Either way, it was a weird experience. One which I’m not too sure I would like to repeat.
